For better or worse we all make mistakes. Be it out of fear or a desire to do good everyone cocks up eventually. No matter of omnipotence can prevent that. When he began his presidential campaign Alexander Douglas only wanted the best for the world. Little did he know just how massive an impact his first act would be. Once the ball drops nothing less than divine intervention can set the world back to spinning right. President Douglas isn’t the only one with problems, however, and the solar system turns out to be more crowded than we’d imagined.