Even princesses like to go out on adventures. Who wants to sit in a castle all day when there’s fun to be had outside? Our little princess sets off on a journey and faces the challenges that come with venturing into the unknown.
Unicorn Fantasy Coloring Book
Unicorns! Who doesn’t love unicorns? Within this coloring book you will find 26 original illustrations to color any way your heart desires! Take a peak inside and color your worries away on a fun coloring adventure filled with a variety of unicorn themed scenes and designs. This coloring book is also an excellent gift for the unicorn enthusiast in your life. Unicorns are fun to color for adults and kids of all ages. You’ll find two copies of each image inside, so feel free to color again or share with a friend!
Earths Sexiest Heroes
Times are changing. People are being born with power. A new kind of power. Power no amount of money can buy. When the Counter-terrorist Unit for Neo-Human Threats is out of their depth they must turn to the worlds foremost porn star to save a long lost American hero and aid a god in his quest to turn back the tide against the greatest threat the world has ever known. Can these three stallions stop evil moon Nazi’s from dominating the world?
Two low rent paranormal investigators and their crew of losers scour metro Detroit haunts looking for proof of life after death. When their small potatoes local television show takes them to an old hotel they find a decades old secret buried within it’s basement. Faced with the evidence they’ve desperately been searching for they must escape from a hotel that wishes to consume their very souls.
Kyle Johnson doesn’t want much out of life. He’s always considered himself a born soldier so it came as a surprise to no one when he enlisted in the U.S. Army shortly after graduating high school. Nothing prepared him, however, for becoming the play thing of his company’s executive officer nor the star struck love of a female trainee.
A journey of self-discovery and adventure across time, from rough-and-tumble western arms merchants, to fully functional android street walkers, this book has a little bit of everything. Each character lives in their own little world with their own hopes, dreams, and kinks, with nothing standing between them and their desires. Oh, and there’s lots of sex, so if that’s what you’re looking for, you’re in the right place. If you’re looking for shirtless pirates, however, you’re not going to find any here.
Destiny Is For Chumps
I once knew a man who claimed to have the truth. In reality, all he had was money- your money. His truth, his happiness, his success, revolved entirely around selling a book of false hope to you, your neighbors, your family, and the meter-maid who gave you that ticket when you ran in to that shop that one time for half a second. You know the one I’m talking about: the short dude with then compensation issues. Anyway, this isn’t that book. This isn’t a book of truth that is going to drop everything you want into your lap. This book contains my truth, and my truth promises you nothing. You probably won’t be transformed by my words. Hell, you probably won’t even like my words. But if you are somehow enlightened by these pages, then sharing my truth was worth it. Don’t be a chump.